Our dearest blog-readers,
Through the rigors of deep statistical study and analyses, it has come to our attention that you are awesome. Thank you
for taking time out of your busy schedule to read our delectable posts. As a form of appreciation, we at HM would like to tell you about a little deal we're going to be doing specifically for you!
Who doesn't like a warmed up
chocolate chip muffin with a tall glass of almond milk? Who doesn't like the plump muffin top glistening with soft and sweet flavor? Who doesn't like- Well, I'm getting a little carried away with myself. The point is that people love muffins and we love people. Therefore we have decided to begin what we would like to call,
THE MUFFIN DATE DEAL
which will be taking place all of March and possibly the months to follow! The deal is quite simple with only two rules behind getting the discount:
~Rule #1: You must mention THE MUFFIN DATE DEAL to the cashier upon ordering if you would like to receive a discount on any muffin of your choosing.
~Rule #2: The discount you receive will be based on the time of the month you come in!
March 1st-10th: 10% off any muffin,
March 11th-20th: 20% off any muffin,
March 21st-31st: 30% off any muffin.
And that's it! Come on in, mention the deal, and you'll get a discount off your muffin! There's no limit to how many times you use the deal during the month, just make sure you mention it when you order. If you don't, the discount won't apply. This deal won't apply to any defenseless little muffins you've consumed in the past. We can't give refunds for the muffins you've vanquished already.
Good luck, muffin eaters.
~The Harvest Crier~
Through the rigors of deep statistical study and analyses, it has come to our attention that you are awesome. Thank you for taking time out of your busy schedule to read our delectable posts. As a form of appreciation, we at HM would like to tell you about a little deal we're going to be doing specifically for you!
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